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Girl Pomme:
Alright...
What is it mean when you got you some side hair,
It means you can climb all the walls like a polar bear,
We'll never drown cuz side hair is buoyant,
Don't ever go sayin that Eff Pomme's flamboyant,
Cuz he's got nothing if he ain't got style,
Get your ass back in there and stand single file,
Stare up at the wall like there ain't nothing better,
while we're scaling, polar bearing and enjoying good weather.
Eff Pomme:
We also like sliding and riding, confiding and whining,
Into side hair and we're trying,
To transform hell spawns on our side hairs,
Into new born baby Eff and Girl Pomme pairs.
Girl Pomme:
Hey, are we really a pair?
Eff Pomme:
No Girl Pomme, YOU DA PEAR!
Girl Pomme:
Whaaat?! I ain't a pear cuz a pears got small titties,
And anyone who says that hasn't got no witties,
It's clear that my side hair is the best hair that I can dare,
Rocking big pommes and this horizontal hair flare,
I'm dressed like a cheerleader and you're thinking dirty thoughts,
You wanna pull my side hair, wanna rock my sock em robots,
Huh? I'm hungry.
Eff Pomme:
Hungry for da bomb de la Eff Pomme Pomme Pomme Pomme,
I can hear your tummy sing a song, Girl Pomme,
If you think that pears are itty, bitty titties,
Then Girl Pomme's are the size of watermitties,
Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you feel it?
Let's all play with each others titties.
Throw your hands in the air, and wave it around like you just don't care.
Throw your hands in the air, and wave it around like you just don't care.
Throw your hands in the air, and wave it around like you just don't care.
Throw your hands in the air, and wave it around like my dick side hair.
Girl Pomme:
So in the end it comes down to this,
You either take me and my side hair,
or you take me to your publicist,
Cuz I ain't got all day, I got hair to side! I got things to say!
So whip it out and snap your pictures now,
And if you don't like what you see,
You can go swim with the sea cows,
Or we can all swim with the sea cows,
And Eff can swim with the sea cows,
Cuz Eff and Girl we be G cows... OG cows.
Word up.
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